Chuck Norris doesn't watch porn, Porn watches Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Chuck Norris is not permitted to play "World of Warcraft" - Blizzard's servers can't contain that much power, even if it's just his in-game Avatar.
Chuck Norris can use his finger for a lighter.
The only time Chuck Norris has lost in a fight was never.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games....... ON A PS1
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris doesn't use Facebook or Twitter... he's already following you.
Chuck Norris Likes This.. and he doesn't like you..
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